Showing posts with label holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holidays. Show all posts

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas





"Some Mistletoe For You"
by
Louis Wain

The following is, of course, not really a Christmas song, but the sentiment is perfect for the season - particularly after the year we've had. While visions of sugarplums dance in your heads, may your dreams bring you peace and renewal.




WRAP YOUR TROUBLES IN DREAMS

Ted Koehler, Billy Moll, Harry Barris
1931

What price happiness,
What price happiness?
Who can truthfully say?
But for every share, with tears we pay.

Love is happiness -
I've had happiness,
But it ended one day.
Now I look at life a different way.

When skies are cloudy and grey
They're only grey for a day -
So wrap your troubles in dreams
And dream your troubles away.

Until that sunshine peeps through
There's only one thing to do:
Just wrap your troubles in dreams
And dream all your troubles away.

Your castles may tumble, that's fate after all
Life's really funny that way.
No use to grumble, just smile as they fall -
Weren't you king for a day?

Just remember that sunshine
Always follows the rain.
So wrap your troubles in dreams
And dream your troubles away.

Video from a very silly Mack Sennett short, but the only one I could find with Bing. He recorded this song 4 times in his career, so he must have enjoyed singing it as much as I enjoy hearing him.



Sunday, November 01, 2009

Après Halloween LOL





I confess, the whole way through this I heard my mother's voice wailing, "WHY didn't they take the laundry basket out of the background!??" She was a darned good photographer (my dad was, too) and had a sharp eye for the background of a picture.

UPDATE:
Click here to go to the Sweet Juniper blog and see what surely must be the most fantastic (homemade!) children's Halloween costumes ever! They made my day - I was all moody and depressed, since I had no trick-or-treaters last night. While you're there, check out the writing on and photos of Detroit.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

This Post



is for my sister ... and only she knows why!!!



Hot Jazz Band - Christopher Columbus



Christopher Columbus
Andy Razaf, Leon Berry 1936

Mister Christopher Columbus
Sailed the sea without a compass.
When his men began a rumpus
Up spoke Christopher Columbus:

"There is land somewhere
Until we get there,
We will not go wrong,
If we sing a swing song.

Since the world is round,
We'll be safe and sound,
Til our goal is found,
We'll just keep rhythm bound."

Soon the crew was makin' merry
Then came a yell, "Let's drink to Isabelle,
Hum, bring the rum, Ho Hum."

No more mu-tin-y,
What a time at sea,
With di-plo-macy
Christy made his-to-ry.

Mister Christopher Columbus
He used rhythm as a compass.
Music ended all the rumpus,
Wise old Christopher Columbus.


Happy Columbus Day!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas, One And All!



I'll Be Home For Christmas -- Bing Crosby (1943)

The Christmas Song -- Nat 'King' Cole (1953)

White Christmas
-- Jo Stafford (1946)

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas -- Judy Garland (1944)

I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm
-- Billie Holiday (1937)

Jingle Bells -- Benny Goodman and His Orchestra (1935)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Christmas Blues



It's old (as they say at AoSHQ), but it's one of the first things that made me LOL via email, and it still cracks me up.

How To Sing The Blues

1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning."

2. "I got a good woman," is a bad way to begin the Blues, 'less you stick something nasty in the next line: "I got a good woman -with the meanest face in town."

3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes ... sort of: "Got a good woman - with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher - and she weigh 500 pound."

4 The Blues are not about choice. You stuck in a ditch: You stuck in a ditch, ain't no way out.

5. Blues cars: Chevys and Cadillacs and broken down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or SUV's. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and state-sponsored motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.

6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.

7. Blues can take place in New York City, but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in St. Paul or Tucson is just depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the Blues in any place that don't get rain.

8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the Blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg 'cuz you skiing is not the Blues. Breaking your leg 'cuz an alligator be chomping on it is.

9. You can't have no Blues in an office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.

10. Good places for the Blues:
a. highway
b. jailhouse
c. empty bed
d. bottom of a whiskey glass

Bad places:
a. Ashrams
b. gallery openings
c. Ivy League institutions
d. golf courses

11. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old man, and you slept in it.

12. Do you have the right to sing the Blues?

Yes, if:
a. you're older than dirt
b. you're blind
c. you shot a man in Memphis
d. you can't be satisfied

No, if:
a. you have all your teeth
b. you were once blind but now can see
c. the man in Memphis lived
d. you have a retirement plan or trust fund

13. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the Blues. Gary Coleman could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the Blues.

14. If you ask for water and Baby give you gasoline, it's the Blues.

Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
a. wine
b. whiskey or bourbon
c. muddy water
d. black coffee

The following are NOT Blues beverages:
a. mixed drinks
b. kosher wine
c. Snapple
d. sparkling water

15. If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying lonely in a broken down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or getting liposuction.

16. Some Blues names for women:
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling

17. Some Blues names for men:
a. Joe
b. Willie
c. Little Willie
d. Big Willie

18. Persons with names like Sierra, Sequoia, and Rainbow can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

19. Make yer own Blues name (starter kit):

a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.)
b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc.)
c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.)

For example, Blind Lime Jefferson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc.

20. I don't care how tragic your life; you own a computer, you cannot sing the Blues. You best destroy it. Use fire, a spilled bottle of Mad Dog, or shotgun. Maybe your big woman just done sit on it. I don't care.


Apparently there are no prohibitions against being a cookie:




The real deal: Merry Christmas, Baby -- Charles Brown.




LATER: Here's a guy I've always liked -- Leon Russell -- It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry (1971)



Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wain Wednesday 31



"A Cat's Christmas"
by

Heh



From Cheezburger. :-)

I Need Some Christmas Cheer



As Strange Ranger reminds us, "the best presents drink from the tree water."


slurp slup gulp


Plus, the single biggest hit-generator I ever posted, the animated Drifters "White Christmas," by Joshua Held.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

'Tis The Season



Picture from Cheezburger.

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
-- Louis Armstrong & The Commanders (1953)

LATER: It's not really a Christmas story ... and yet, each time I see their names (Maddie & Ivy), my brain wants to sing the Christmas song "The Holly and the Ivy," so maybe it is ... hmmmm ... anyway, the latest tale of these 2 cats is up at StrangeRanger. Their "conversations" always crack me up.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I Love Tim Blair



Found this here:


More Blair goodness. We're still having some global warmening snow here in MI.

UPDATE: Meant to mention this, didn't want to make a whole new post: Gabe Malor prompts morons to post Thanksgiving recipes ??? at AoSHQ, and they sound excellent! (well, except the hobo stuff).

And one other highly important thing: The Weasel has landed! (See comments) The USA is down one weasel ... and one kitteh, who almost loused up the whole transfer. Best wishes for both of them (and Uncle B) in this new adventure.

AND ONE MORE THING: Heard on WJR this morning: A "virtual caravan" to support the actual caravan to Washington of the Big 3 movers and shakers. This website is to be up and running on Monday, 1 December, for interested parties.


Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas To All


And a very Happy New Year!


Sunday, December 24, 2006

The Watchword For Christmas Eve

Last minute ...






















Have to do just a little bit myself.

And here's the song for it:

Silver Bells - Margaret Whiting & Jimmy Wakely

Saturday, December 23, 2006

A Visit From St. Nicholas












A Visit From St. Nicholas (1823)
Clement Clarke Moore

(1779-1863)

Illustrations (1912)
Jessie Willcox Smith
(1863-1935)


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;












The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,












When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.













The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.











With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys and St Nicholas, too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.











He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.













His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples - how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
















The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!













He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.














He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!















He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Saturday, December 16, 2006

More Christmas Music











For your holiday listening pleasure:

Vaughn Monroe - Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
(1946)

Louis Prima - What Will Santa Claus Say?
(1936)

Lionel Hampton - Boogie Woogie Santa Claus
(1950)

Fats Waller & His Rhythm - Swingin' Them Jingle Bells
(1936)

Benny Goodman & His Orchestra - Jingle Bells
(1935)

Judy Garland - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
(1944)

Louis Armstrong - 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
(1953)

Bing Crosby - I'll Be Home For Christmas
(1943)

Tommy Dorsey Orchestra - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
(1935)

Jimmy Dorsey - Dixieland Band From Santa Claus Land
(1950)

Paul Whiteman & His Orchestra - Christmas Night In Harlem
(1934) (vocals Johnny Mercer & Jack Teadgarden)


All sound files from this site - please visit them.

Bongobells - This is a site I just found that has a wide variety of unusual Christmas music.

Little Saint Nick


Because really, what says Christmas more than sun, sand and surf? Seriously, it is pretty much my favorite rock 'n roll Christmas song. When I got a CD of it several years back, I played it a dozen times in a row ... until I realized that I was driving the guy drywalling my kitchen mad. I like most of the Beach Boys stuff, and this one is just cute. Who else would have thought to work the Sixties car-song ethos into a song about Santa? But it works.

Click here for "Little Saint Nick" - a YouTube video of them performing (surely lip-synching) it in the 60s . The video has been rendered non-embeddable (is that a word?).

Saturday, December 09, 2006

White Christmas

I love this!

Link to a flash animation (created by Joshua Held in 2002) set to The Drifters' 1955 version of Irving Berlin's "White Christmas."

UPDATE 12-16-06: The link above has become hard to get connected to, probably because of overwhelming traffic. Here is another link, that I found at this website.

UPDATE 12-17-06: For those who would like to save a copy of this animation, here is a link to a page that shows how to do it (with some browsers and operating systems). I'm fairly computer illiterate, and had no trouble following and saving using IE.

UPDATE 12-23-08: The links above seem to go up and down a lot at this time of the year. There is a YouTube version, found here. If you'd like me to email you a .swf file of it, send me an email at this address: iamfelix(at)yahoo(dot)com.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving

FREEDOM FROM WANT
Norman Rockwell
1943
The Saturday Evening Post, March 6, 1943 (story illustration)
Oil on canvas
45 3/4 x 35 1/2 in.


Monday, October 30, 2006

BOO!


Gizmo M*
1991 - 1992

She was a great little kittycat. She was given to me by my brother, who rescued her and her sibs from being destroyed. She was just over 4 weeks old when I got her, and she used to ride around in my shirt pocket or on my shoulder, tucked under my hair. "Gremlins" was a popular movie with my kids around that time; as a kitten, her ears were disproportionately large, so she was named after the Mogwai. There was a large "lightning bolt" of white fur running from her neck to her tummy, and she had 4 white stockings, all different sizes and shapes.

She was very clever and learned to open the screen door on my 8' doorwall all by herself, when I was dopey and forgot to latch it. In the attitude department, I think that look says it all. She was a fierce hunter, but still the best of snuggle-kittens. I cried for weeks when she got killed by a car, and I miss her still.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Halloween

This pic dedicated to my black fluff-kitten, Maxine (although she's a lot prettier). I hope it warms up a bit for All Hallow's Eve. Even though I've squandered my vacation days (I'm so-o-o tired of working 2nd shift) and can't stay home to greet trick-or-treaters, I hate to think of them out begging in this cold and windy weather. Trick-or-treaters are some of my favorite things, right up there with "whiskers on kittens". I don't even mind the barely-costumed teenagers, as long as they're civil. The past couple of years I've had several groups of such, all giggly and looking a bit embarrassed, but very pleasant. All the little kids are well-chaperoned, by parents or older siblings. The last few years seem to be bringing much greater numbers of Dad-chaperones, all of whom seem to be having a great time with the whole thing. I'm so sorry I'll be missing it this year.