Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas





"Some Mistletoe For You"
by
Louis Wain

The following is, of course, not really a Christmas song, but the sentiment is perfect for the season - particularly after the year we've had. While visions of sugarplums dance in your heads, may your dreams bring you peace and renewal.




WRAP YOUR TROUBLES IN DREAMS

Ted Koehler, Billy Moll, Harry Barris
1931

What price happiness,
What price happiness?
Who can truthfully say?
But for every share, with tears we pay.

Love is happiness -
I've had happiness,
But it ended one day.
Now I look at life a different way.

When skies are cloudy and grey
They're only grey for a day -
So wrap your troubles in dreams
And dream your troubles away.

Until that sunshine peeps through
There's only one thing to do:
Just wrap your troubles in dreams
And dream all your troubles away.

Your castles may tumble, that's fate after all
Life's really funny that way.
No use to grumble, just smile as they fall -
Weren't you king for a day?

Just remember that sunshine
Always follows the rain.
So wrap your troubles in dreams
And dream your troubles away.

Video from a very silly Mack Sennett short, but the only one I could find with Bing. He recorded this song 4 times in his career, so he must have enjoyed singing it as much as I enjoy hearing him.



Sunday, December 20, 2009

The Favorite Christmas Song ...



of the Obama Administration:



Merry Christmas, comrades!


********


Randolf's Party


It was Chrisbus time but Randolph was alone. Where were all his good pals. Bernie, Dave, Nicky, Alice, Beddy, Freba, Viggy, Nigel, Alfred, Clive, Stan, Frenk, Tom, Harry, George, Harold? Where were they on this day? Randolf looged saggly at his only Chrispbut cart from his dad who did not live there.

'I can't understan this being so alonely on the one day of the year when one would surely spect a pal or two?' thought Rangolf. Hanyway he carrie don putting ub the desicrations and muzzle toe. All of a surgeon there was amerry timble on the door. Who but who could be a knockingon my door? He opend it and there standing there who? but only his pals. Bernie, Dave, Nicky, Alice, Beddy, Freba, Viggy, Nigel, Alfred, Clive, Stan, Frenk, Tom, Harry, George, Harolb weren't they?

Come on in old pals buddys and mates. With a big griff on his face Randoff welcombed them. In they came jorking and labbing shoubing 'Haddy Grimmble, Randoob.' and other hearty, and then they all jumbed on him and did smite him with mighty blows about his head crying, 'We never liked you all the years we've known you. You were never really one of us you know, soft head.'

They killed him you know, at least he didn't die alone did he? Mery Chrustchove, Randolf old pal buddy.

- John Lennon, from In His Own Write, 1964

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas, One And All!



I'll Be Home For Christmas -- Bing Crosby (1943)

The Christmas Song -- Nat 'King' Cole (1953)

White Christmas
-- Jo Stafford (1946)

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas -- Judy Garland (1944)

I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm
-- Billie Holiday (1937)

Jingle Bells -- Benny Goodman and His Orchestra (1935)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Christmas Blues



It's old (as they say at AoSHQ), but it's one of the first things that made me LOL via email, and it still cracks me up.

How To Sing The Blues

1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning."

2. "I got a good woman," is a bad way to begin the Blues, 'less you stick something nasty in the next line: "I got a good woman -with the meanest face in town."

3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes ... sort of: "Got a good woman - with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher - and she weigh 500 pound."

4 The Blues are not about choice. You stuck in a ditch: You stuck in a ditch, ain't no way out.

5. Blues cars: Chevys and Cadillacs and broken down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or SUV's. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and state-sponsored motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.

6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.

7. Blues can take place in New York City, but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in St. Paul or Tucson is just depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the Blues in any place that don't get rain.

8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the Blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg 'cuz you skiing is not the Blues. Breaking your leg 'cuz an alligator be chomping on it is.

9. You can't have no Blues in an office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.

10. Good places for the Blues:
a. highway
b. jailhouse
c. empty bed
d. bottom of a whiskey glass

Bad places:
a. Ashrams
b. gallery openings
c. Ivy League institutions
d. golf courses

11. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old man, and you slept in it.

12. Do you have the right to sing the Blues?

Yes, if:
a. you're older than dirt
b. you're blind
c. you shot a man in Memphis
d. you can't be satisfied

No, if:
a. you have all your teeth
b. you were once blind but now can see
c. the man in Memphis lived
d. you have a retirement plan or trust fund

13. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the Blues. Gary Coleman could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the Blues.

14. If you ask for water and Baby give you gasoline, it's the Blues.

Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
a. wine
b. whiskey or bourbon
c. muddy water
d. black coffee

The following are NOT Blues beverages:
a. mixed drinks
b. kosher wine
c. Snapple
d. sparkling water

15. If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying lonely in a broken down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or getting liposuction.

16. Some Blues names for women:
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling

17. Some Blues names for men:
a. Joe
b. Willie
c. Little Willie
d. Big Willie

18. Persons with names like Sierra, Sequoia, and Rainbow can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

19. Make yer own Blues name (starter kit):

a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.)
b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc.)
c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.)

For example, Blind Lime Jefferson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc.

20. I don't care how tragic your life; you own a computer, you cannot sing the Blues. You best destroy it. Use fire, a spilled bottle of Mad Dog, or shotgun. Maybe your big woman just done sit on it. I don't care.


Apparently there are no prohibitions against being a cookie:




The real deal: Merry Christmas, Baby -- Charles Brown.




LATER: Here's a guy I've always liked -- Leon Russell -- It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry (1971)



Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wain Wednesday 31



"A Cat's Christmas"
by

Heh



From Cheezburger. :-)

I Need Some Christmas Cheer



As Strange Ranger reminds us, "the best presents drink from the tree water."


slurp slup gulp


Plus, the single biggest hit-generator I ever posted, the animated Drifters "White Christmas," by Joshua Held.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

'Tis The Season



Picture from Cheezburger.

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
-- Louis Armstrong & The Commanders (1953)

LATER: It's not really a Christmas story ... and yet, each time I see their names (Maddie & Ivy), my brain wants to sing the Christmas song "The Holly and the Ivy," so maybe it is ... hmmmm ... anyway, the latest tale of these 2 cats is up at StrangeRanger. Their "conversations" always crack me up.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

HA

Everyone else is quoting the title, so I will, too: "BoxBux Sux as Stix Hix Nix Xmas Flix."

Iowahawk does it again, here.


Addition: The fabulous Mrs. R., with thoughts on this subject (and a great pic), at Wuzzadem.


Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas To All


And a very Happy New Year!


Sunday, December 24, 2006

The Watchword For Christmas Eve

Last minute ...






















Have to do just a little bit myself.

And here's the song for it:

Silver Bells - Margaret Whiting & Jimmy Wakely

Saturday, December 23, 2006

A Visit From St. Nicholas












A Visit From St. Nicholas (1823)
Clement Clarke Moore

(1779-1863)

Illustrations (1912)
Jessie Willcox Smith
(1863-1935)


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;












The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,












When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.













The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.











With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys and St Nicholas, too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.











He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.













His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples - how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
















The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!













He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.














He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!















He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Saturday, December 16, 2006

More Christmas Music











For your holiday listening pleasure:

Vaughn Monroe - Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
(1946)

Louis Prima - What Will Santa Claus Say?
(1936)

Lionel Hampton - Boogie Woogie Santa Claus
(1950)

Fats Waller & His Rhythm - Swingin' Them Jingle Bells
(1936)

Benny Goodman & His Orchestra - Jingle Bells
(1935)

Judy Garland - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
(1944)

Louis Armstrong - 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
(1953)

Bing Crosby - I'll Be Home For Christmas
(1943)

Tommy Dorsey Orchestra - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
(1935)

Jimmy Dorsey - Dixieland Band From Santa Claus Land
(1950)

Paul Whiteman & His Orchestra - Christmas Night In Harlem
(1934) (vocals Johnny Mercer & Jack Teadgarden)


All sound files from this site - please visit them.

Bongobells - This is a site I just found that has a wide variety of unusual Christmas music.

Little Saint Nick


Because really, what says Christmas more than sun, sand and surf? Seriously, it is pretty much my favorite rock 'n roll Christmas song. When I got a CD of it several years back, I played it a dozen times in a row ... until I realized that I was driving the guy drywalling my kitchen mad. I like most of the Beach Boys stuff, and this one is just cute. Who else would have thought to work the Sixties car-song ethos into a song about Santa? But it works.

Click here for "Little Saint Nick" - a YouTube video of them performing (surely lip-synching) it in the 60s . The video has been rendered non-embeddable (is that a word?).

Saturday, December 09, 2006

White Christmas

I love this!

Link to a flash animation (created by Joshua Held in 2002) set to The Drifters' 1955 version of Irving Berlin's "White Christmas."

UPDATE 12-16-06: The link above has become hard to get connected to, probably because of overwhelming traffic. Here is another link, that I found at this website.

UPDATE 12-17-06: For those who would like to save a copy of this animation, here is a link to a page that shows how to do it (with some browsers and operating systems). I'm fairly computer illiterate, and had no trouble following and saving using IE.

UPDATE 12-23-08: The links above seem to go up and down a lot at this time of the year. There is a YouTube version, found here. If you'd like me to email you a .swf file of it, send me an email at this address: iamfelix(at)yahoo(dot)com.

Christmas Songs


WINTER WONDERLAND
Dick Smith, Felix Bernard
1934

Over the ground lies a mantle of white,
A heaven of diamonds shines down through the night.
Two hearts are thrillin'
In spite of the chill in the weather.
Love knows no season, love knows no clime,
Romance can blossom any old time.
Here in the open
We're walkin' and hopin' together...

Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin';
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird,
Here to stay is a new bird.
He sings a love song as we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He'll say, "Are you married?" We'll say, "No man,
But you can do the job when you're in town."

Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire,
To face unafraid the plans that we've made
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown.
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman
Until the other kiddies knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrillin'
Though your nose gets a chillin'?
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Hear it - Johnny Mercer and the Pied Pipers
(no verses, unfortunately)

Singing this song is one of my favorite memories of public school choir class (and one of my early fascinations with verses in popular song - I really like these). I was in jr. high, and we were putting on a Christmas program with the high school choir. I remember practicing this number over and over and loving every minute of it. Can they even sing this in public school any more? It's not overtly religious, of course, but there's that questionable "Parson Brown" ... It would probably be okay if they switched it to "Imam Brown," since school tots are encouraged to be multi-cultural, as long as it's not Christian. I'm sort of a heathen, but I do resent the scouring of Christ from the Christmas, er, holiday season. An aside on good Parson Brown - another memory is of the cut-up of the sr. high choir trying to bribe the soloist who would be singing that passage to sing Parson Fuzz when we did the concert, for some unknown reason. (He didn't succeed). I think he was the same wag who made brownies containing ex-Lax for the after-concert party.

Another favorite I remember from that choir season is the beautiful "Oh, Holy Night." I remember the choir director pounding her fist on the piano, yelling, "Rest, rest, REST!" while trying to get us to get our timing right and not come in too early (we'd loused it up a couple dozen times at that point):

Oh holy night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of the dear Savior's birth. (Rest, rest, REST!)
Long lay the world in sin and error pining,
Till He appear'd and the soul felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.

Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices!
Oh night divine, Oh night when Christ was born;
Oh night divine, Oh night, Oh night Divine.

I'm SURE that one's not allowed ... which is a shame.