Spendulus!

Heh. Found here.

Blog Nap

1. My laptop broke.

2. The Spendulus Bill has me so gobsmacked that I have nothing to say.

I ran out of gas. I ... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

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