Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Cripes, I Can't Stand This Guy

"...personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam..."

I can't believe this cretin was so close to being President. Halloween's over, but I'm still getting scary thoughts. I'm sure everyone's heard all about his latest gaffe by now - if not, for a good wrapup, head to WuzzaDem here and here.

UPDATE 4:00 PM: WuzzaDem makes with the funny here. And Laurence Simon tries to make sense of the nonsensical here.

UPDATE 9:10 PM: AoSHQ redeploys Kerry to Okinawa (and commenters want to sent him even further - To infinity! And beyond!) And Seixon joins the fun.

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